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Undertaker, Cats, Charlotte, Double Cheese, Double Onion
Hi there. Is that a painting of a wrestler or are you just happy to see me?
It’s been a few weeks since I did a contest for some original art, hasn’t it? Let’s fix that! We have the power!
First though, I want to remind you that today, Wednesday July 20, 2022 is the FINAL DAY to get an exclusive numbered edition of the Charlotte Flair painting I worked 12 weeks on for you. This one, in case you missed it:
On a technical and emotional level, it’s the best thing I’ve made to date.
Click here to get yours. But first, I want you to know that paid tier members get it $15 off. Paid tier membership costs $7. Do some quick math on that one. They also get 25% off all other prints. What am I even doing.
Do you have any pets? If so, please also tell me about them! I’ll randomly pick one answer and they’ll get the above 8” x 10” handmade linoleum-cut Undertaker prints, made to commemorate his going into the WWE Hall of Fame a few months back!
Can’t leave a comment? That’s because you’re not a paid subscriber yet, silly! Look at all of the cool stuff paid members get. Like, two or three things! Maybe more! It’s nuts.
We’ve of course got two cats: Kima and Korma, the world-famous Tiger Force. Yes, that’s a GI Joe reference. Living with cats is like having an A-list celebrity occasionally walk into your room and hang out with you, except they’ll occasionally bit you. Like A-list celebrities, there’s always a good chance they’ll puke on your floor, too.
We have voices and personalities for them too, of course. Kima is a breathy femme fatale who may or may not be Q. I mean, that’d make as much sense as any of their nutjob conspiracies, right? Korma is a sassy foul-mouthed Southern pre-pubescent boy and yes, we essentially do a Jim Cornette impersonation with his voice. Especially when he drops an “MFer”. You can just see him standing there demanding his canned food, screaming for “double cheese, double onion, mother%&$#er!”
What about your pets?
Love you more,
JULY SCHAMBERGER LABS DISCOUNT CODE
Through the end of July, use the promo code 2X0N5EPP643J at checkout for 25% off all prints at schambergerlabs.com! This is an exclusive for paid subscribers, so kayfabe this one. It’s just for you because you’re amazing.
EXCLUSIVE CHARLOTTE FLAIR DISCOUNT CODE
Use the code GQAPQ2GNMJ6F at checkout for $15 off this Charlotte Flair print! THANK YOU for your investment in my art. Words aren’t enough to express how much you mean to me, so hopefully the twelve weeks of work that went into making this say it instead.
ONE MORE THING
If you like being a paid member, can you help me out and let people know? If -I- talk about how great it is, I’m obviously just hyping it. If -you- say it, that’s real. Throw in a link to robschamberger.substack.com and we’re cool. These things help a lot, for reals.
Love you even more,