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WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!

It’s Road Warrior Animal, in case the joke doesn’t land.

A few years ago on Twitter there was the prompt asking which movie you would replace with Muppets, but who the one human actor you’d keep would be. For me, the one that came to mind was Ready To Rumble, but the one human is Kurt Fuller.

So, let’s do that again, but with Saturday’s WWE Extreme Rules! Pick a match and tell me who would be the only human in it, with everyone else replaced by Muppets! (Feel free to also say who the Muppets would be, but that’s not required.)

I’ll pick one comment and send them a Surprise Art Pack! Can’t leave a comment? That’s because you’re not a paid tier member yet! It’s okay, I’m patient. Maybe next week. Whatever works best for you, my friend.

Here’s the current card (subject to change):

EXTREME RULES MATCH: Liv Morgan vs Ronda Rousey

FIGHT PIT MATCH: Matt Riddle vs Seth Rollins, Daniel Cormier special guest referee

STRAP MATCH: Drew McInyre vs Karrion Kross (with Scarlett)

LADDER MATCH: Bianca Belair (with Alexa Bliss and Asuka) vs Bayley (with Dakota Kai and Iyo Sky)

I QUIT MATCH: Edge vs Finn Balor (with Damian Priest, Dominik Mysterio and Rhea Ripley)

DONNYBROOK MATCH: Sheamus (obviously Beaker), Ridge Holland and Butch vs Gunther, Ludwig Kaiser and Giovanni Vinci

Isn’t it fun to have some fun? I’ll let you know my pick after the paywall.

Love you more,

Rob